Abbie The Cat Has A Posse
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
 
Todfay I am going to tell you where things vcame from
things come from Mythiology
that is the study of where things came from
as you can probably guess we spend a lot of time asking ourselves these questions
I know I do

the first cat was named CAt
that is why we are called cats
Cat was very Big and very black
they didnt have night back then but if they did Cat would be as balck as night
in fact that is how nIght happened
you see Cat was very vbig
Cat was so very big that he stood over the world
peolple underneath said my there is nothing above us but adarkness
except for a little white spot on Cat's tum
cat didnt like to move vry much
so a lot of people stood underneath him and said my my

then Dog came along
Dog was a dog
the first dog
Dog was big too
jsut about as big as cat which is saying something
Dog was yellow and when he stood over the world pepole said oh it is too bright something is in my eyes I am going to go blind unless someone inventns sunglasses soon

cat and dog did not know about the other and that's a good thing because they were Mortal ENemies
they stayed as far apart fotrm each other as they could
cat stood on one side of the world and dog stood on the other
thats just how things were
then one day Cat heard someone undernath him say something
that person said I was just over on the other side of the world and it is not dark at all
in fact is big and bright and guess what there is food
food does not grow in the dark and a lot of people were hungry
so they said Hurray lets go over and get us some food
Cat said oh now wait a minute I want some food too I will go
so off Catwent
and when Cat ggot to the other side of the world he saw Dog
this Cat did not like
Cat made himself look even bigger than he already awas
and said GOAWAY dog
Dog said arf arf Make me
so cat cahased after Dog
and away they went
round and round the world
cat forgot about the food and decided the only thing he wanted to do was to chase Dog
and Dog being Dog was stupid and just liked to Run around
they kept on cirlcing the world
so the people sadi you know what when DOG is over us lets call it a Day
D for Dog and D for Day okay
and when Cat is over us that is called NIght
N for Night and N for i dont know
and they still chase each other even now

therte will be some poeple who tell you that it is actualy Dog who is doing the chasing and has chased after cat since time imemorial
these people are full of beans
cat has always been the one chasing dog and you can put that in your hat or take it to the bank or whatever you want to do twith it


anywayh that is how we got day an dnight
it is our story
I havent heard any better explanations
mostly cause the other explaining dont involve cats

Comments:
well i am Glad we have that straitend out because some of these Peopel think that they invented everhything including the Night and the Day and that just cant be rihgt becuase i have never met a Peopel who was even smart enuogh to Catch Bugs much less invent the Night and the Day. Abbie you are a Very Smrt CAt.
 
Can I take it to hell in a hand basket?

Please?
 
Thanks, Abbie, for the clarification. A lot of things make more sense now.
 
Abbie, you are so furry wise! Fank you fur asplaining that. I fink that's why cats like to be out an actif at night; we know night is a cat.
 
Ahh.. at last! It all makes purrrfect sense now.
 
Thank you for taking time to explain this. My cat won't explain anything. I think it's because she's very beautiful, and she seems to feel that should be enough for me.
 
I am so glad that someone finally put the facts down correctly. Thank you, Abbie, and may I say it is lovely to hear from you again.
 
That was a lot of fun to read. Thanks for sharing.
 
It's all so clear to me now!
 
I think I'll put it in my pipe and smoke it, but things DO make more sense now! Thanks, Abbie!

Anne L.
 
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i know someone called abbie, who is a cat. she has never told me about the day and the night like this before. it now makes sense! what a wise cat youy are abbie!
 
Abbie, that is the whole truth and nothin gbut the truth and you can tell when you look outside so thank you for edumacating the masses. You ahve performed a great service.

TubCat

Who is glad to see you again
 
i lvoe yopu abie. talk more. evenb my god lobes yopu. i dont haev a cat, bit if i did it wuold like you.
 
That's a great explannation! I hope you blog again soon. :)
 
o abbie come back soon.
 
Oi!!! Hairy!! What's going on? Three months without a word? Fun's fun, but some of us are getting worried.
 
Would love to see a little update from the Abbster here.
 
Update!
 
Thank you Abbie! I love your stories, and you. Hope you are well.
 
Abbie...Excellent talk! Well researched speech (lol) this has everything a cat luver could want- and if it hasn't it will find it for you! I am 'beyond' impressed! You're smart &cute kitty!!!

The Cat Health Info
 
Hi Abbie cat, we need to heer more frum yoo. PlEase won'T yoo toK TO us sum.
Zippy, Sadie and Speedy the man cat (who thinks yoo arr bootiful)
 
Hey come on, we're waiting here!
 
Abbie we all miss you! Please write soon!

Anne L.
 
Happy Turkey Day from all of us, Abbie and The Guy. We love ya.
 
Yes happy holidays! I hope Abbie got to chow down on some turkey.
 
Abbie!!! Eagerly awaiting for your next issue. Please come soon... We really MISS you a lot!!!
 
ABBIE!!! ABBIE!!! ABBIE!!! Where are youuuuuu...
 
you SEE, Abbie? You need to come back and take off the sort of stuff that's posted above this.

And gosh, we just miss you so much x 1,000,000,000,000,000.

Pout.
 
It's December 20, Abbie, and I want to wish you very happy holidays!

Hope to hear from you in 2007!
 
Abbie-

I died this year. My dad found me in teh front yard one morning.

hE WAS Sad. But he wa s loney and met another CAT called annabelle.

And annabeLLE WAkes aup every morning curled up in dad's armpit. That makes both of them happy.

AnyWAY we are all waitomg to hear more from Abbie all the tme because abbie is smart.
 
Merry Christmas Abbie, we hope yoo come back and give us more information on where things come from in 2007. We miss yoo.
 
Happy Christmas and Kwanzaa, Abbie and The Guy. (We're too late to offer Hanukkah greetings, but send them too.) And may 2007 be a better year for you. We miss you and hope you're well.

Love from Harry's Mom and HarryCat.
 
I dunno, Abbie. Maybe you were just too good to be true.
 
Wow, you have a nice blog here. I'll be back to visit soon.

For more funny pictures visit my blog.
 
I check this page every day hoping you'll come back. Come baaaaaaaack!
 
Abbie come baaaaack! Please...
 
nice cat story
 
That is a very cool story!

In fact, thanks for writing this whole blog - I have enjoyed it for years.
 
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