Abbie The Cat Has A Posse
Tuesday, December 07, 2004
 
well the hOliday season is upon us and you know what That means, time fo rthe holidays
often it is tough to find a perfect Presnet for someone
well I have just the sugestion

food
in a box

it is easy and good

how easy isi it, you ask
well let's say you got me some food in a box
first it is easy because you don't even have to put the food in the box, it's already there
you just wrapit up and put my name on it and off you go
when you get to me you say here abbie here is a present for you
and I go oh boy what is it, let me unwrap it
then I see that there is a box, and there is food in it
and I say now this is the best present you could give me, Thank you
then it is time to eat

look at that, you just made my holiday season
also i would suggest the food be something i Like, so it pays to shop around

Comments:
thef ood i like to eat is food I eat
but I am sure there are cats that y9u know or may meet that woud enjoy such a present too
it is the universal languge of food
 
Why food in a box, but not food in a can?
 
Cans are harder to open with paws?

My cats have a catnip-drop advent calender this year: boy have they gone loopy over that. You should ask your human for one, Mr Abbster.
 
Actually, I hate food at presents. I hate any present that doesn't last. I'd prefer something that I'll still have fifty years down the road and can remember the person who gave it to me by.

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The 12 cats of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas when I brought home my tree
My 12 cats were laughing at me

On the second day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the third day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the fourth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the fifth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the sixth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the seventh day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the eighth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the ninth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the tenth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
10 tinsel hairballs
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the eleventh day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
11 broken branches
10 tinsel hairballs
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the twelfth day of Christmas I looked at my poor tree
12 cats a-climbing
11 broken branches
11 broken branches
10 tinsel hairballs
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands

and my 12 cats laughing at me!
 
ANonmoyus that sounds like a Song
 
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