Abbie The Cat Has A Posse
Monday, July 12, 2004
 
wait
WHAt the heck is this

I See how it is
First off you go away for a while and you hve Lots of trouble and then you sit under the Bed and while you're there certain parties decide it is better to not leave well enough alone and befor eyou know it the entire place smells entierley different and boy oh aboy someone is in for a bunch of trouble

LEt me tell you about hte trip to the doctos
frst off there wasnt a car trip to the doctors
no sir we walked down the hill
well I was in the box and someone carried me see
and there were cars going all over the place and it was very loud
SO then we get to the doctors and the doctors says well hello abbie now you can sit in the waiting room
so We sat in the waiting room and I did more sitting than waiting
meanwhile there were dogs

okay then we get to the other room and the first thing the doctor does is put me on a scale
it says 18 pounds and maybe some ounces
then she goes well mr abbie you need to go on a diet
well of all the nerve
I ast least said hello how ar eyou my name is abbie first
but after that oh man the glovs were off
I decidd that I could hiss all I wanted and growl too for good measure
even though I was getting scritched which isnt too bad all things considered
the doctor says okay abbie it is a good thing we do not have anti sass medicins because I would write you a perscription for the biggest bottle in the world right now
I figure you would be sassy too if someone was shining a light in your ear
what do you need to see in there anyways
IT'S AN EAR

then she lts me go and I run right back into the cat carier
you can't get earinspected if you're in there
I did hear her say i was a gorgeous cat
well there you go
18 poudns of gorgeous

we got a ride home and that was good
when I got back I fel asleep
and thats why I'm writing today
being angry takes a lot out of a fellow thats for sure

I undersantd the other cat was a pirate and made money for this trip
I donot believe her as I know for a fact she was lonunging about most of the days here
I think somepeople helped her out
and this is the part where I say thank you a lot
because aparnetly I wouldnt have gone if it wasnt for a lot of help
even the oeple who wrote nice things are nice too and they get thanks
even though I dont know how they got to write in my blog anyway
but ther eyou go
so thankyou very much from ME ABBIE
and becaus of you the other cat didn't sing chanteys all day long
just a few days
she doesnt even know the words
she just hums and then pretends to sing something rude and then laughs
why cant you be a pirate in the other room, that's what I want to know

Comments:
Abbie, we are so relieved you are all right :) Even if the doctor did manky things, it's all OK because you're fine now. You take good care of yourself and don't be hard on The Pirate--she was looking out for your blog for you and just changed a few little things. It's still yours and maybe she can visit once in a while.

Pie & Them
 
Abbie,

Glad you're on the mend. Watch out for the bad ninjas.

TJ
 
oh, abbie, i'm glad you're back and okay. i'm coming over so we can play pirates and stuff.

psssst, i'm bringing you an eyepatch. we can hide under the bed and ambush the other cat when she walks by.....
 
I hope that whatever was in your ear that didn't belong there is out now. Including that light thingy the doctor was using.
 
YEahhhh... Abbie is feelin spunky e-nuf to type agan.
 
Hello Abbie - glad you're back. You're wise to avoid the earinspections.
 
I hav eabig crush on you abbie

love
your secred admirer
BUSTER
 
Hooray, for Abbie has returned! I'm so glad the V.E.T. sorted you out - now you can go kick Martha's piratical bo-hind and take charge of the house again. :D
 
I would like to know what was in the vet's ear...

- Rachel Anne

P. S. I am very glad you are back.
 
I have discussed your sickness with my cats and they both assure me that kitty treats will make everything much better.

We're all glad you're back!

Tamm, Constantine and Zoe
(huan, cat, and cat respectively)
 
hi abbbie.

I am also a Very Large cat and I am Gorgeous tOo.

We aRe not Fat we juSt have More to LOve.

boY Howddeey

Bob the Cat
 
I am overwhelmed with kitty love. AACK.
 
Cats in their jammies. YAY!
 
Hey Abbie, glad you're back. Don't tell my human, but I'm sneaking on her account again. What was wrong with you? That girl kitty was here and had me all lovesick, but now I'm just sick...my human says it is something worse than that and that it is something I was born with.... I think she called it "kitty asthma".... It sucks worse than having to sleep outside for the night because I didn't come home when I was supposed to!

Anyway, welcome back.... Hey, you think that other kitty would go out with me, just once, maybe? I got a bowl full of kitty treats she can have (my human thinks I like 'em, but I hide 'em all over the house!!)....

-Racket
 
Dear Abbie,

I am naming my next child after you. Only she is going to be a girl. And hopefully not as hairy.

I will never name a child after Martha, because she is obsessed with being a pirate and I don't think that is setting a proper example. Plus, Martha is an old-timey name and when she calls people on the phone and tells them that it is Martha calling, they will think she is an 82 year-old retiree from Boca.
 
Abbie is a mookie..mookie mon mookie mon. Yay!
 
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