Abbie The Cat Has A Posse
Wednesday, July 28, 2004
 
There si a Convnention going on nearby
that measn a lot of poeple and they all talk a lot on tv
personlly I don't care too mcuh for tv anyway
never enough cats on tv and when there are the cats are all boring
or somsoene is throwing a shoe at them

people say oh hay abbie you are a cat and I say yes
and they say you have a bolg and I say yes
and they say so you should be rwriting about this convention
and I say what
for one it is not a very good place for cats at least that's what I saw on tv
everybody is making a lot of noise
and stomping their feet which usually means "I mean it get off the counter NOW"
or something to that effect usually involving food
Also it is not a place I would like to sneak in and get caught

thouh i do seem to see what needs to be done when writing in blogs about conventions
first you have to figure out if you agree with what they are saying or not
if you agre then you write about how great it is and what a goodtime you ar ehaving
if you don't agree then you wirte about how miserable it is and that it is all a disastser
even if you're having a goodtime anyway
all in lall Id like to stay home if you dont mind
something tells me they don't serve cats fancy dinners at this convention
I would rather make do with these leftovers
you weren't really going to eat them were you

Comments:
As a matter of fact, I WAS planning to eat those leftovers. Step away from that dish or I will throw this shoe at you.
 
what wait what leftovers
there are none here
the plate is clean

burp
 
Not to mention all the foot stomping around poor little kitty tails.
 
Abbie for President!!!!
 
A lot of people means trouble. One human is quite enough. Stay home, hide under the bed, and you can eat all the leftovers you want.

By the way, I know I keep asking, but, do you think that other kitty would go on a date with me? I'll be good and I'll bring her a whole bag of kitty treats. Will you ask her for me?


~Racket
 
Abbie, you've written a great poem!!!
 
Hay Abbie! You're quoted on a big famous political weblog! You DO have a posse!

http://www.wonkette.com/archives/convention-sloppy-seconds-thirds-fourths--018910.php
 
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