ok this is what I know about golf
golf it is a game and it is played outside which I can't do

first of all you need something to use like a golf ball
a good thing to use for this is a golf ball
then you use clubs and they are sticks

the object of hte game is to get the Golf Ball into the hole and don't take too long doing it

a birdie means you did good
a eagle means you did really good
a bogy means i did better than you ha ha
I dont know what par means

the game starts in the morning and runs all day long inf necesasry
in a pinch if youcannot play outside you can play inside
that is what i do and my parthner is really bad at the game

our game begins at 5:30 in the morning which is not so early because the sun is already beginning to rise
she says i bet you cannot hit the ball across the room and into the bedroom
and I say you are on and how much are we betting this time
i hit the ball and i miss and the abll runs into the wall and goes SLAM really loud
and I say this is much more fun than actually having to aim the ball
and my golfing partnter agrees and that is what we end up playing, we end up playing slam the ball into the wall

by the way if when you are done slamming the ball into the wall I highly recommend the ninenteenth hole which is the trash can
there are alsways delicious refreshments to be had there after a long morning playing
- posted by Abbie @ 2:27 AM