Thursday, July 25, 2002
ok now there is more to write
we beat the theiving game and I won a paintinag and treasure
I promplty burined the treasure and then I went away
and then I took a nap
and then I ate a tasty meal
then I took anohter nap
and Then, I cleaned my face
and then forgot where I put my treasure
so if you find it bring it to me because it is mine
sorry there is no Map to find the treasurs
OKay and I also got some mail the otherday from someone else on Internet who is I think a cat
I will NOt give you the email adadress becaus its a secret and I will also make a name change
so here is the mail and the letters in the mail are slanty to show you that it is a mail and then my reply will be in extra DARK laetters to show that it is a reply
I lerned that lesson from Dear AnneLanders
Deer Abbie- my person tuld me today she was getting anuther cat. I will hate
it I know. She will eat my fud and use my liter box. I don't like her
already. what shuld I do.
signed Yams
Dear Yams, which is the name I gave you, to keep you anonymuos,
first of all anothaer cat is Not the end of the WOrld
if it was then the world would have eneded a long time ago
it is unfortunately a sign of Great annoyance and sometimes you can't sleep
because they're running around the house late at night saying "hello this is now my house and it belongs to me"
and you have to go back and say NO this is NOT your house it is MIne, please give me back my Catnip Bill
also if she eats your food then the food dish will be filled Twice as fast
and if she uses the littebrox then it will be cleaned twice as fast
see where we're going here
thigns get better for you
but you must make very sure that it is still known that this is Your house and you are just letting the other cat stay around because you want to be nice and not get yelleda t
okay
signed
Abbie
that is a long letter to write but it was an answer to the mail I got
if you want to mali me send me letters
there are words to the left of me that let you send letters
I try to Ansseer each one because I am told that is polite
I really like Catnip Bill
but dont let me see you playing with it