I have the spirits of cats past in me
a common link to our ancestors right here in my brain
and through them I am imparted the wisdom of the AGes
they tell me ho w high to jump to get on top of things
andwhere the birds are outside

they talso tell me when I need to rush across the bed at 3 in the morning
to go chase off the evfil spirits
which coincindentally were quite close to the guy

this is not an apology
it is an explanation
- posted by Abbie @ 3:20 PM 0 comments

 
field guid3e to bugs

LITTLE BUG
this is a bug you find crawling on the floor
it is little and black and looks like a small black speck
it doesn't move very fst so you can eat it

FLYING BUG
these bugs do their name. they fly
when they hide, they look like little lines on the wall
but do not be fooled for they are really flying bugs, not lines
they taste like dust

BIG BUG
we have knowldgde of only one of these bugs in the known world
it has antennas and a lot of legs
more legs that we can count
it crawls on the wall and up on the ceiling
we batted it and it fell behind the bed and used stealth camoflage to hide
we did not see it again sow e do not know what it asted like
which is a shame cause it sure was scary looking

SPIDERS
i leave them alone
and they leave me alone
we have worked out a deal here see
- posted by Abbie @ 4:52 PM 0 comments

 
get back
that'sr ight
out of my way, says I
you might think you are bad and cool-ass and all that
but you're not
step aside and let the true badass enter
thats' me in case you hadn't already figured it out

I just fereaked the entire apartment complex out
by finding the heaviest and loudest thing to knock from the bookcase
that's right, that's right
the metal bookcase I'm not supposed to jump on
that's right
that sound echoed through the entire place
and it is all because of ME abbie

the other cat likes to make noises too
she says that she enjoys the irony of such a small cat making such a large noise
but I am big and larger
therefor e I feel I am entitled to make the larger noise
KABOOM
- posted by Abbie @ 6:38 AM 0 comments

 
the wheels on the bus go round and round
round and round
round and wournnd
the wheels on the bus go round and round
what's a bus? search me
I'm just a cat darnit

but whatever a bus is, it has wheels that go round and roudn, that's for sure
and you can take that to the bank
- posted by Abbie @ 2:59 AM 1 comments