so he is watching television, right
and he gets up and oges into the other room to do stuff
and he thoughtfully leaves the television on foreme to watch
but he mutes the sound so i Must make up what the people are saying

so in Big New Alien Action Theater there was this woman and an alien and they teamed up to go around a spacehship and there were people shooting and then they called the ninjas in but the ninjas looked like little aliens and then the flashing on the screen hurt my eyes so I curled up and went to sleep.

uh oh
now we have problems
there is a loud loud buzzing sound outside
this is indicative of the outdoor buzzing thing that is probably like a vacuum cleaner
and I cannot let that EVIL machine get in side because you know it only wants to cause trouble
if I go under the couch it will not see me at home and thus go away and find some other cat to bother

so I am going now
k thx bye
- posted by Abbie @ 3:09 PM