Abbie The Cat Has A Posse
Monday, December 15, 2008
I was at home
I was napping upstairs and the guy was napping so there was a nap
then I got up and said Im hungry and went downstairs

downstairs theother guy was doing something in the living room
he is what you would calla Troubleamaker
he somestimes says hello abbie you are a cat
and I say yes and hes ays oh good just reminding you of your place in the world
gee thanks for that reminder

he ahs also puled stunts like this
hello abbie he says come over here
okay says I this is fun
then he says I am going to put water onyour head
contrararty to what other cats think, I dont mind water all that muhc
in the summertime theres nothing better to keep you cool
if you have long hair and you dont want to shave it all off
because then you woould look like a FOol
the girl was tehre too, she was fully involved in this i want the record to show
then he ocmbs me when my hair si well and duly wet
and says there, Now you have a mohawk
I am not as thirlled as all that with these turns of events
then the guy comesdown stairs and says hey who gave the cat a wethead
dont look at me, try those poeple over there who cant stop giggling
meanwhile I am goign to go over and search the trashcans to find my dignity
it might be hinidg in there
and food

so there he was troublemaker sam (taht is not his real name)
and he had a camera looking out the window
at squirrels
there is a window out there
and on the other side is a bowl
and in the bowl you put in things you think squirels would like to eat
and then they come by and you Obnserve them
it is very convenient you see

looka t that i say he is making the squirrel show, everybody watch thesquirel show
i cant see the squirrel
move the camera
I Want to see the squirrel

eventualy I decided that the squirrel show has been cacenceld, it had bad ratings, because only one camera was wathching it and no cats were
so I stepped in to help and the squirrel show becames the ABbie show
starring ABbie
heres the theme
it's the abbbie show, the abbie show
everybody wants to watch the abbie show
(the Insturments go crazy here with lots of music)
there'll be ME abbie here and maybe I will do stuff
or just eat and fall asleep
only on the ab

todays episode of the abbie show is Abbie watches squirels
it is called THe ONe where Abbie watches the squirrels
and you can see it here

critics have called the makers of the abbie SHow to task for putting telvevision personaility over storylines
and they say the abbie hsow is very little on plot
pah i say in response this is an atmospheric show if you want a story go over and watch the story show
here on this show things are simple
there are squirrels
ME abbie watches squirrels
then I go do something else
thats a good enough story for me today

um, exsqueeze me, could u plz direct me 2 the stOry SHow?
Wow Abbie, You are Gorgeous!!! You need an agent.
Great show, Abbie! I can't wait until you are famous and I can say that I knew you when you got your start.
Abbie, you are Awesome of course. Thanks for posting.
Abbie, you are a handsome and compelling fellow. Keep keeping an eye on those squirrels--I don't trust 'em.
Oh boy it's da Mr Abbie shoooooooooooow!
Hey, is that you in the "Mr. the Cat sits on the porch." video at ?
Hey, is that you in the "Mr. the Cat sits on the porch." video at ?
Abbie, you are one BIG cat! Loved the squirrel-watching show. Do you watch birds, too?
Abbie I was enthralled byyour new show. I wud have watched longer if I cud seen the squirrls, but I gots lots of them here so I went and made me own show, but nobody filmd it. Too bad it was good.

PS don't let Sam put watr on yr hed. Get it from the sink.

Yr frind Tubcat
Mr. Abbie,

We are so happy to read your latest update AND get to see you in movies! I think you should have gotten that squirrel. He deserved it. (A squirrel cussed me yesterday in our yard. He used some BAD words, too, the rodent.)

Please ask The Other Guy to make more movies instead of putting water on your head. It's more entertaining for your fans and less dangerous for him, I'd think.

Happy holidays to you and The Guy and all your loved ones, sir!

Love from HarryCat and his Mom
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Hey, could you 'splain that tail action? movie star? I know a cat that likes birds.
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