Abbie The Cat Has A Posse
Monday, May 26, 2003
hello this is Martha again.
i am still a pirate but not today.
and don't worry, abbie is Not sick or unwell.

I just wanted to let you know that being a pirate means I am alsoan accountant.
and Being an accountant means I get to do things with money.
I checked the pirate logs and our funds of catfood and tuna are running low.
so we made a store.

there were products designed for us by a scurvy son of a sea-cook and priced to sell.
that means they cost money but not like a zillion dollars.
or pieces of eight.

abbie wrote stuff for them and they put it up on their web site.
they also have stuff there too.
but ours is the best.

So take a look here with the link I put up.
this will take you to the Abbie The Cat has a Store page.

there is also one that was put up as a joke.
but you can buy jokes.
this will take you to the Abbie Say Relax page.
he insists he did not say "relax" ever but I am not listening to him.
the bumpersticker looks nice though.

and now the moment you have all been waiting for, something else a pirate says:

clear the cannons an' belay me mainsail, ye bleedin swabbies

Wednesday, May 21, 2003
well we have searched far and wide and now weh ave found the latest and greatsest place to sleep

I will give you a clue

first it is cool in the daytime
it is also shaped for me
I can curl up iand drape my paws over the side if I wish

that is right
it is the sink

Monday, May 19, 2003
and now itis time for the continuing adventures
of SPIDER hunter ABBIE

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and now back to our show

as you may recall in our last exiciting episode of Spider hunter ABbie
our hero spider hunter abbie was in the bathroom looking for the dreaded Bathroom spider
and he found it but that was all thetime we had for that week
and now it is this week

down came the BathroomSpider from its web in the light
it was big and Mean and wanted to take ovr the entire bathroom

I cannot let ths happen said our hero, the spider hunter abbie
this spider has got to go

and so Iwaited until it was down really close to the floor
and with a mighty paw I took a swingand knocked its block off
it if had a block

shoom wehnt the dreaded spider across the floor and it made angry sounds
ah ha I said the day is mine
and cahsed that spider right into the corner

well as youcan well imagine a fierce battle did ensue
and there was a lot of fighting too
now I am not going to give awy the ending to our thriling show today
but if youcould smell me you would know I have spider breath

Wednesday, May 14, 2003
the new rule is this
if the shirt ison the floor that means it is a bed
and I am entitled to sleep on it

you may not like it but thems the rules

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