Abbie The Cat Has A Posse
Friday, April 22, 2005
oh hay guess what i have
guess what i have
guess what i have
guess guess gusess guess guess guess gues geuss guess guess guess guess guess guess

okay give up
it is cornbread

I Get a lot of email
most iof it is addressed to ABBie
but I think there is another abbie who is writing mails and getting responsses
because honestly some of the responses I get I dont rememebr writing for in the first place
one person wrote me and said "helo ABBIE thanks for writing here is your new mortgage"
what the heck is a mortgage
i dont know but there are a lot of numbers and % signs in it
someone elese said "HEllo abbie thanks for writing here are the stocks you requestd for investing in"
funny but I dont do much investing
maybe this other Abbie does
maybe he wears a suit
thern there was the nice lady who said "hello abbie thanks for writing I am a cheating housewife and I am very bored"
well maybe if you did not cheat all the time you would not be so bored playing cards or Scrable or whatever it is
I play fair here strictly on the level thank you very much
no matter what a certain miss Tattletale likes to think

then there were some other mails about medicins that I KNOW I did not write in the first place becaus frankly I Have had an Operation

hte other cat says the mail I get just pretends that I wrote in the first place
well Id like them to pretend I wrote and asked for chicken
besides WHat does a tattletale know anyway

Thursday, April 14, 2005
Wellw ell well look what the me dragged in

I bet you thought I was gone for a while
WEll okay I was
but I was having exicting adventures in fiji
that's right fiji
I bet you thougth i was gonna say the moon
well that's where I was last time when I was gone for a while
but this time around I was in fiji

It is a beautful place fiji
there tbhe beaches are full of sand
and you just lie around all day
if you open your mouth a fish will jump in, no joke
AND then you can eat it

oh it certainly is the life in fiji
so much so that I had to come back
I havd to come back because my country needed me
so I saved the day yet again and stayed back home

all of this is true so you don't have to listen to what the other cat says
She thinks i stayed at home ALl along hogging the comupter when she could have been using it
of course she has a barrel of lies

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