whoa hey a duck just went by
it said, "quack"
- posted by Abbie @ 9:38 AM 0 comments

 
somedays I like to run around and eat stuff and find something nice to knock over
some days I like instead to just sit in the windowa nd look outside
this is just one of those days
- posted by Abbie @ 1:39 AM 0 comments

 
this is a lsit of things
ninjas seen last night: 0
visists to the catbox: 2
spots slept on: kitchen floor, under bed, foot of bed, side of bed, by the door
(I DOnt count next to the fridge as a spot because I Was onlyreally just resting my eyes honest)
food I ate: lots
food I ate tht I shouldn't have: not so much
times I Jumped up on the dresser: 5
times I got yelled at: 5

allin all it has been a good night and day so far
- posted by Abbie @ 2:10 PM 0 comments

 
Well well well look who's back
outside there are ninjas back outside dagain
The last time they showed up I ran to the door and hissed at them and they went away

But I Guess they were in looking for another helping of fights because they are back
RIGHT outrside
with their ltitle masks and everything
LOOK OUT
I must go out now and defend my home, so if you coudle just please open thedoor
look they're laughing at you
I ahave to go save the day


ok I GUess that instigating combat is out of the question
but so I will just sit here and guard the door okay
if they come even close to me they're going to get what for, and how
- posted by Abbie @ 4:47 AM 0 comments

 
So this afternoon I was in the middle of a Most lovely hnap
and being napping it was also the time when I had a dream
I Dreamt of tuna
In my dream which was the Dream of TUNa I saw the can of tuna being Opened
and then the Tuna was given to me in a bowl
and it was FOR ME to eat

so you understand this was asthe best WDream ever
and that when I woek up lo and behold much to my surrpirse
there was Tuna in the bowl
for me
toeat

sometimes dreams I guess have happy endings
- posted by Abbie @ 11:12 PM 0 comments

 
OKAy so here is the story about going to the moon

it was a real quiet day and we had nothing else to do
and then I read someowhere that there was trouble on the Moon
"this looks like a job for us" said the other cat and I will help I said
so off we went into the rocket ship

when we got to tehe moon there were bad guys weverywhere
It was celar they were up to no good
"okay" i said "you go to the left and I will go to the right and we weill beat them up"
so the rother cat went to the left and I Went to the right and we snuck up on them
and there was a great fight and I beat up 20 bad guys
avd eventually we had lots of advantures and we Saved the MOon

now that it is over though I have not watned to anything more than take nice long naps
so if you see me sleeping and you think I should not be just remember hey buddy I saved the moon recently and what did you do
- posted by Abbie @ 9:02 PM 0 comments

 
YOuy have probablybeen wondering where I have been for the past few days
well I am now at liberty to disclose
for you see I Have been to the Moon

YES
the MOON

in a SHIP

it is aall very exciting I know but being a ninja and all sometiems I am called upon to do Heroic Things and one of these things was a mission to the moon

I shall tell you more when I have finished unpacking my inNinja gear

this is all 100% true and factual and not at all a story I made up ebcause I was bored by the way
- posted by Abbie @ 1:03 AM 0 comments

 
a lot of people area allergic to peanuts
I am not alalergic to peanuts but do not put sattey sauce on your chicken please
it is a crime to do that to good chicken

I shall be off in the corner thinking mean things about you now
- posted by Abbie @ 1:57 AM 0 comments