there was asnother mouse today
where do they come from

idea number12: the wall
idea number2: a hole
idea number 3: mouslvania

i dont know where they come from
but I Do know where they go
burp
- posted by Abbie @ 3:48 PM 11 comments

 
ho Hum
hi
I just owoke up
I have been sleeping a lot
its not so hard to do when theres nothing much else dto do
you just got os leep and you wake up and that's that

there were some parties recently and i invtestigaed the party
and i ate some food when nobody was looiking and then people saw me
and they said oh thats the famous abbie
here have some cheese
so it wasnt such a bad party

it hs been very quiet otherwise
i ma trying to find someone to talk to
have not had much sudccess with that
people dont count by the way
peopleare like "oh hello arent you a cute little cat well well well what do you want do you want some food do you want a scritch do you want to play with your bouncy ball"
and all i had said was "close the door"

i found a mouse
it was hdiing in the food
I siad hello little mouse
it said screep screep screep
I said my names abbie what is your name
it said screep screep screep
i said what do you want to talk about for there is a world of things to talk about
screep screep screep
and it hid a little bit further in the corner of the food
i said you're not one for conversationa re you little mouse
that is sad for i know we could have lots of fun times talkng to each other about everything and nothing
i would tell you what its is like to be a cat and you coul d tell stories about being a MOuse
then th ey would rwrite a book a bout us, it woul dbe called ABbie and the Mouse
and we would be friends
screep screep screep
that was all it said
well that was that as fara AS i was concerned
i cant be bothered with rodents who don't want to talk to me
so i cahased the mouse and caught it
i dont know what happened to it after that

then i caught anohter mouse that was strying to eat my food
it took a piece of food right out of my bowl and everything
this time i didnt bother to chat
- posted by Abbie @ 11:20 AM 20 comments