Abbie The Cat Has A Posse
Friday, August 29, 2003
whoa hey a duck just went by
it said, "quack"

Wednesday, August 27, 2003
somedays I like to run around and eat stuff and find something nice to knock over
some days I like instead to just sit in the windowa nd look outside
this is just one of those days

Monday, August 25, 2003
this is a lsit of things
ninjas seen last night: 0
visists to the catbox: 2
spots slept on: kitchen floor, under bed, foot of bed, side of bed, by the door
(I DOnt count next to the fridge as a spot because I Was onlyreally just resting my eyes honest)
food I ate: lots
food I ate tht I shouldn't have: not so much
times I Jumped up on the dresser: 5
times I got yelled at: 5

allin all it has been a good night and day so far

Sunday, August 24, 2003
Well well well look who's back
outside there are ninjas back outside dagain
The last time they showed up I ran to the door and hissed at them and they went away

But I Guess they were in looking for another helping of fights because they are back
RIGHT outrside
with their ltitle masks and everything
I must go out now and defend my home, so if you coudle just please open thedoor
look they're laughing at you
I ahave to go save the day

ok I GUess that instigating combat is out of the question
but so I will just sit here and guard the door okay
if they come even close to me they're going to get what for, and how

Monday, August 18, 2003
So this afternoon I was in the middle of a Most lovely hnap
and being napping it was also the time when I had a dream
I Dreamt of tuna
In my dream which was the Dream of TUNa I saw the can of tuna being Opened
and then the Tuna was given to me in a bowl
and it was FOR ME to eat

so you understand this was asthe best WDream ever
and that when I woek up lo and behold much to my surrpirse
there was Tuna in the bowl
for me

sometimes dreams I guess have happy endings

Sunday, August 17, 2003
OKAy so here is the story about going to the moon

it was a real quiet day and we had nothing else to do
and then I read someowhere that there was trouble on the Moon
"this looks like a job for us" said the other cat and I will help I said
so off we went into the rocket ship

when we got to tehe moon there were bad guys weverywhere
It was celar they were up to no good
"okay" i said "you go to the left and I will go to the right and we weill beat them up"
so the rother cat went to the left and I Went to the right and we snuck up on them
and there was a great fight and I beat up 20 bad guys
avd eventually we had lots of advantures and we Saved the MOon

now that it is over though I have not watned to anything more than take nice long naps
so if you see me sleeping and you think I should not be just remember hey buddy I saved the moon recently and what did you do

Tuesday, August 12, 2003
YOuy have probablybeen wondering where I have been for the past few days
well I am now at liberty to disclose
for you see I Have been to the Moon

the MOON

in a SHIP

it is aall very exciting I know but being a ninja and all sometiems I am called upon to do Heroic Things and one of these things was a mission to the moon

I shall tell you more when I have finished unpacking my inNinja gear

this is all 100% true and factual and not at all a story I made up ebcause I was bored by the way

Sunday, August 03, 2003
a lot of people area allergic to peanuts
I am not alalergic to peanuts but do not put sattey sauce on your chicken please
it is a crime to do that to good chicken

I shall be off in the corner thinking mean things about you now

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