Abbie The Cat Has A Posse
Saturday, June 28, 2003
okay thoe other reason I am cranky is that we have been plyaing the DUngon game all the livelong day
i am a ninja with sclaws that attack and hit things
there is a fan in the by the computer but it ruffels the fur so we don't play too long

so i have to play the dungeon game with the other cat bsecause it is fair that way
she is superbossy and I do not like to play with her
when we get treasures we get potions and waeapons and keys
and I go to thte town and she always says save the keys
save the keys for what I say because there isn't anything they're good for except making money
one key equals fgive golds
thats a lot of gold you must agree

but she insists we save the keys
save the keys she says over and over
save the keys save teh keys save the keys save the keys you're not saving the keys
give me the keyboaard i want to save the keys
i have ono use for your shenaingans I say and slell all the keys
there now we can buy a hat

when we go back into the udungeon we find a treasure chest and I go over to it
and it says ho ho sorry you need to unlock this chest iwht a key
well that just makes miss fancyspants day
she says i told you we need to asave the keys
and I say get lost you do you rememebr the last time we found the chest that neededd a key
she says yes adn you still had a key and you were able to open it and that is the point
i say that is not the point, because do you remember what was in the chest

so whiloe we are stanidng and arguing over the chest some omsonters come up
and since i am too preoccupied with biting her on the ear the mosnters kill the ninja
and it says 'What do youw ant to write on your tomb stone"
and she suggests "he did not save his keys"
and i instead write PPOOP

it is a fun game and there are manyt wists and turns to explore

it is way way tWAY too hot in here
very hot indeed
during the day you do not want to do anything more than just lie down and sit
where's the fun in that i ask eyou

at nighti is a little bit easier but still really hot
i need to get rid of all this hair
if you want you can come over and shave me
but notbald okay
we needs some hair still

Tuesday, June 24, 2003
mama mia, its' Time for pizza
Here are some tips to make pizza time a good time

first of all you can eaat all the Chese off first
mm cheese is good but not when it is HOt
hot cheeseis a bad thing

then there area also peperoni and I think what is this
oh ham

the best part of the ipizza is the Tasty crust
everybody likes crust
so next time you order a piizza for me make it ABbie-style and only have crust

then it iwill be the BEst pizza ever

Friday, June 20, 2003
there are many wonderful things you can find under the bed
that is if your bed has an under to it
for isnstance here are some socks
socks are comfortable to sleepon
here too are some hair things
they astretch and you can chew them

this is really the otherc at's stash and she has hoarded them for centuries
I told her i idon't think they're meant to be for her and she just chewed on one and grumbled at me a lot
she gets quite gurmpy when dealing with her stuff
if you take one away to play with you better put it back or you'll catch hell, that's what I'm telling you

but i took one and put it under the fridge so nobody owuld find it
so far no hell has been caught

Wednesday, June 18, 2003
allI am simply saying here
is that you cannot fault me for dragging the newpspaper into the catbox
everyboady enjoys good quality reading material when in disposed
next time i should like the comics section please

Saturday, June 14, 2003
i am writing anonline quiz online
ti is called WHIch cat are you

the questions are this

1. if there is food on the tocounter what do you do
a. eat it
b. knock it over

2. you are sleeping and the otehr cat comes up what do you do
a. sleep
b. fight

3. if you are hungry and there is no food what od youdo
a. yell very loud
b. find food (trash can)

4. what was that
a. bird
b. sapceship

5. what is better
a. ninjas
b. laser guns

I took the test and i am proud to report it said
that is a relief

a picture owuld go here but I didn't make a picture

Friday, June 13, 2003
today I should lke to show you my collection
it is a great ocllection of which I am very proud of
it is my collection of paperbags
this one is one ofo ur favorites, it is a big paperbag
I think at one time there were groceries in it
you can go inside it but not now please because the tour is moving
this paperbag also had things in it but it is not so big
if yout ry to fit your head in it you will get stuck
if you check youtr catatlog you will find it is item number fifty four and is the "stuck head bag"
nOw we come to my prize bag in the ocllection
it is a bag
and it makes sounds when you step onit
I think i will sleep on it
the tour is over

Thursday, June 12, 2003
okay okay OKay
i do not want to be a triangle anymkore
I wnat to be Abbie

glad that's settled then

Wednesday, June 11, 2003
there are many cars that go by on the road outside
we live on what i htink is called A busy street
thoguh its name is not Busy Street
you'd think that should be the case though

all in all though I do not cre to ride in cars
they are loud and fast and windy
also I amnot allouwed to drive
you may call that a blessing anda curse well mister look its either let me drive or make me be in a Carier and I think we all know the problems of being in a carrierr

but thatis not the point o fthe story the point is that yesterday I saw a truck

Saturday, June 07, 2003
kay perhpas I need to explain myself here
iam atriangle because when I sit i look like a triangle
just think of that

here are some toher questions and answers

q. what time is it
a. its time to eat of course

q. where did my pants go
a. I don't know, I wdon't wear pants

q. who would win in a fight between a monkey and a dog
a. I don't thitnk this is a fair question because there are no ninjas involvced


Sunday, June 01, 2003
this is a public service announcement

I amnot longer a cat
I am a triangle

thank you

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